Why are we all such tinfoil hatters? [View All]

[EstimatedProphet]

It's pretty obvious, if you think about it. Today's case is another example of why. We were being told this morning that terrorists were first identified weeks ago, but just arrested now, SO NOW THERE'S A TERRIBLE THREAT SO WE HAVE TO RAISE THE WARNING LEVELS TO RED. The terrorists were being followed for the past several weeks, our officials knew about it YET BUSH HAS TO MAKE AN UNSCHEDULED PRESS STOP (which by the way was timed to the minute perfectly, including the landing of AF1 5 minutes before it started) TO TELL US WE NEED TO BE AFRAID. We were told a laughable story about how they were planning on using binary explosives WHICH THEY WERE GOING TO SET OF WITH AN MP3 PLAYER AND A FLASHBULB, it was to be detonated electronically but IT HAD TO BE MIXED BY HAND BEFORE THE EXPLOSION WHICH WOULD TIP OFF ANYONE SEARCHING CARRY-ON BAGS OR ANYBODY ELSE WATCHING. At least one source said they were making explosives out of Gatorade or a Gatorade-like drink. And after all this, the terrorists were caught, everything was alright, YET THE SECURITY WARNING LEVEL IS STILL RAISED TO RED AND THE NEWS CHANNELS ALL HAVE GONE TO 24 HOUR DISCUSSIONS ABOUT HOW UNSAFE WE ALL ARE AND WHY WE MUST TORTURE ISLAMISTS.

Yeah, you really have to wonder why so many people are conspiracy theorists...