Reply #5: That's simply not true. [View All]

[Kutjara]

Why, just last night I spent more than three hours restraining Jihad, bringing my weekly Jihad Restraint Index up to 5.4. This is pretty good going for someone who also has a day job. Last month, I probably devoted four full days to activities that could be construed as Jihad Restraining in nature (although I concede that some may have been more along the lines of Thwarting Jihad or Giving Jihad a Kick in the Ass), but I think most people would agree that these classifications are sufficiently similar as to make no difference.

So when people like O'Dickhead put us down for not pulling our weight in the Jihad Restraint department, it makes my blood boil.

Excuse me, I've just seen some more Jihad that I need to step on.