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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:48 AM
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15. Poopy diapers flagged by Hometown Security
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:49 AM by longship
All babies in diapers will be sent through the explosive detection machines to determine whether they've eaten any explosive baby food and therefore might have explosive diapers.

In a related story, the Dept of Hometown Security today has listed farting as a weapon of mass destruction.

ChimpCo -- Keeping us safe every day!
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