Reply #52: It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut! [View All]

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Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams): What's the weather like out there?

Roosevelt E. Roosevelt (Robin Williams): "It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."

Adrian: Well, tell me what it feels like.

Roosevelt: "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"

Adrian: What do you think it's going to be like tonight?

Roosevelt: "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!"

Adrian: Thank you, Roosevelt.

Adrian (imitating Walter Cronkite): "I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

The best weather riff in films, ever. From Good Morning, Vietnam! And yes, here in South Carolina it is hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.