So an idiot freeper says to me last night ... [View All]

[LittleClarkie]

"You'll have to take your Kerry sticker off you car, and replace it with a Feingold one"

"Why" I ask.

"I think he's running for president."

No shit, Sherlock.

"I knew that already. He's been showing all the signs for a while now," I said to him.

Ignoring me, he continues "But he just got divorced, so he's not going to have a chance."

"Reagan was divorced" I replied.

"Yeah, but not when he was trying to become president."

"So?" I ask, getting exasperated.

"So, nobody wants a president without a wife."

"We've had bachelor presidents before. Why not?"

"No we didn't"

Okay, so not only did he think that "Russ is running" was some big revelation, he doesn't know history either.

"Buchannan was a bachelor. So why not?"

He just sorta let the conversation die out after that, after talking about how far left Russ is and stuff.

Funny thing, another freeper I work with thinks that Russ is running far left on purpose to help Hillary, so that she will look moderate and reasonable in comparison. Oh SURE, he doesn't want to be president. It's all a vast left wing conspiracy.

Lord, save me from these people.