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[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

Some of you may know, and some of you might not, that I have finally found gainful employment with one of the nation's premier high speed internet providers. I will be, if you have this provider's service, one of the people you speak to when you are having difficulties with your high speed service. And I start on the phones tomorrow.

No, you may not know whom I am working for. But thanks for asking. ;-)

Now, if you have an account with this provider, and during the call, you are struck with near-mystical insight and say "Why Tandalayo Scheisskopf, is that your hairy ass??!!", I assure you, I shall play dumb beyond dumb. Dumber than a ditch carp. Denser than a black hole that has been consumed by a bigger black hole. Just thick.

So, if you are having problems with your Internet connection, it has made you irritable and cross, and you feel like reaming some ass on the first person you talk to when you get someone at tech support, remember: that might be me.

And what have I ever done to you to gain your enmity? All I have ever tried to do here is help.

;-)