Reply #1: with apologies to Harry Chapin [View All]

[northzax]

Mr. Tanner was a kiter,
from a town in Tennessee,
and of all the rubber checks in town,
he'd made his the best.

But he also was a fugitive,
who ran from town to town.
He practiced sets while forging checks,
and skipped on child support.

and this is what happens, when you keep a Roscoe away from his flash.