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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 05:15 PM
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12. Now you know it takes 3 months for a prayer bubble to traverse
the earth's atmosphere and the answer to travel back again - usually

Mass prayer merges into a bubble that travels up to the troposphere, then on to the stratosphere -where a small struggle with the ozone layer takes place, then on to the mesosphere ... then higher still to the thermosphere ...( once received, if a prayer request is urgent, God bounces the answer off an ion and sends it back via a radio wave for a quicker result)


Now on to the exosphere, where it gets a boost from helium gas that sends it up, up (and away in my beautiful, my beautiful prayer bubble)

Sure, the prayer comes out sounding like Donald Duck - but it's the journey that counts, right?

The prayer bubble usually slows down during the "pauses" - (that is why they call them pauses, right?)

(I am doing this from memory - so forgive the mistakes...and the obvious blasphemy...that too lol)

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