Reply #151: Thats almost like a scene in my play!! [View All]

[Evoman]

But a little different. Here is how mine goes.

Hindu: The light was green!

Methodist: The light was red!

Evoman: hmmm....*walks to that intersection and sees four stop signs* uh...there are no lights here at all. From my observation, there are only stop signs. You guys are fighting about something that doesn't even exist.

Hindu and Methodist: OF COURSE YOU DONT SEE THEM! You have no faith in the traffic lights. Besides, its says on our maps that there is supposed to be a traffic light here!

Evoman: Those maps our 20 years old. Those lights were going to be built, but the plan was scrapped after that new highway was built. You guys are basing your fight on a 20 year old map that isnt relevant anymore.

Hindu: Why don't you believe us. Have some respect.

Methodist: Why are you argueing about those traffic lights.

Evoman: The fact that I don't see any traffic lights, and the fact that even you guys who see them disagree about the lights, leads me to the conclusion that there probably is no traffic light and you guys are making things up to get off the hook after the accident. You see what you want to see, not whats really there

Hindu and Methodist: *stone evoman*

Hindu: the light was green

Methodist: no, the light was red.