Reply #7: Ha...a better restaurant metaphor. [View All]

[Evoman]

Waiting for sex before marriage is like sitting down at a restaurant and deciding, before even trying the food, that you are going to exclusively go to the restauraunt for the rest of your life. Moreover, the chef has never before prepared a meal so you don't know if your going to a)like the food b)be satisfied with the menu c)know what the chef will or won't make and be okay with it.

If I was going to pick one restaurant to go to exlusively for the rest of my life, I'd wanna make damn sure of a couple of things"

1) Can the chef cook well, and is she willing to..swallow...the food that is made. To..uh...make sure it's suitable for the customers.

2)If you ask for something not usually on the menu, will he freak out and call you a weirdo.

3)Is the chef willing to occasionally change the decor of the restaurant and have special theme nights at her restaurant.

4)Is there any rear-entrance to the restaurant in case of a fire or some other emergency.

5)Does the restaurant give me big enough portions, or is it charging me too much for a small amount of food.

All very important questions that need to be answered before you commit.