Fundy lawmakers to protect public from nipples. [View All]

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Chuck Calvert (R-Medina) and a number of other Fundy House members have passed a bill that will prevent strip clubs from operating after 11 p.m. and will require customers from being within 6 ft. of dancers. Of course these businesses can still operate within those restrictions, just like a supermarket can still operate without selling milk or bread.

This bill seeks to protect the public from the horrible consequences of knowing what women look like undressed. Apparently, seeing women dancing naked makes men think of sex, which as we all know is evil. That the human body is wicked is well established, despite the fact that it was made in the image of God. What is more, the presence of these profitable local businesses is an eye-sore to the huge, out of town developers who have graciously volunteered to take over our communities. To make matters worse, the presence of adult entertainment allows otherwise chaste and pious young women to demonstrate that they are sexual beings without the supervision of their fathers or pastors!

Please do a google search for Charles Calvert to thank him for looking out for our best interests despite the fact that as chairman of the House budget committee, he is about the most corrupt man in Columbus. Be sure to let your state senator know how much you appreciate this effort least the matter die in committee like the last two times it was introduced.