PHOTOS Bobby Jindal Steps Up His Campaign For 2012 [View All]

[Jackeens]

He's hired his chief strategist:



He's been endorsed by Free Republic:



...and by slender-bodied amphibians:



He's got God on his side:



He's doing hard-hitting interviews:



He's bought the t-shirt:



...and the badge:


(True, he already had a few):


He's had his portrait done (for possibly the only time in his life, he's on the left):



He's having silhouetted photos taken (to boost hopes of Time and Newsweek covers):



He's reaching out to the masses:



He's remaining straight-faced and dignified while Cindy chews her right cheek:



He's heroically repaired Louisiana....ish:



He's armed, dangerous and ready to go:



His eye is on the (first) prize.



But will he have to settle............





......for the runners-up spot?



:shrug: