Reply #13: Bellicose McCain screws up again [View All]

[CitizenPatriot]

There's a video of Saakashvili talking (to mccain in my scneario) on cell phone while sucking his tie. Here's my take on the conversation (cross posted):

Saakashvili, "What in the hell I get for 800k?"

McCain, "Well, I had to get some new shoes and Barbie needed more meds...you heard about her arm, right? when I was a POW...."

Saakashvili, "I heard all of that shite before! what I want to know is when are you going to give me the military support you promised? we're being slaughtered on the news here! Fox is even letting people from South Ossetia talk on the show! Word will get out! You must stop them! I tell you, I can't sleep! I can't eat!"

McCain,"Well....when I was a POW, I said that's OK, I'll take your torture because I am an American and we don't back down! No, siree..."

Saakashvili , "Have you gone mad? I want my money back!"

McCain," We'll stand tall for you Russians...Georgians...I mean...the French suck, don't they? ha ha! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb Iran!"

Saakashvili , "John? John? Seriously. I want my money back."

Click.

MCain, "Hello? Hello? When I was a PO-- oh, the cu*t hung up on me! How do I turn this thing off?"