Reply #13: LMAO *me is reminded of a certain SNL skit [View All]

[Hippo_Tron]

Bill: So, who would win in a US Senate race, Mike Ditka or Barack Obama.

Bill: I'd say Ditka, by about 50 points

Todd: Ditkaaa! by a landslide

Pat: I'd say Ditka, by about 90 points, and I'm being modest here.

Bill: So, who would win in a US Senate race, Barack Obama, or god?

Todd: That's a trick question, Ditka is GOD!

Bill: Now let's say hypothetically that the Bears became two inches tall. Who would win, the bears or a team of Barack Obamas.

Todd: I'd say bears by about 30.

Pat: Wait, what about Ditka, would he be mini too?

Bill: no he would be full grown.

Todd: Well I change mine then, I thought he was a mini Ditka. Bears 60 Obamas 10.