I CAN'T WAIT to hear President Bush's calming, soothing words this week [View All]

[Human Torch]

Oh, I know...he's probably at home, enjoying some BBQ or masturbating to the Chris Wallace interview of Bill Clinton...even Presidents need some time off. Don't WORRY, "43"...the housekeeper will mop up that spill. That's what she's PAID for.

But the weekends SUCK (except for his INSPIRATIONAL and ball-tightening RADIO ADDRESS on Saturdays, of course). WOW...when he talks about FREEDOMS and STAYING THE COURSE and those motherf**king "cut and run" Dems, I'm so filled with pride and other things I can't quite explain. I want to go off in the woods for a while, all alone, and just cry like a baby.



I know some of you are thinking "What the fuck is wrong with you, Human Torch? Are you a lurking freeper asshole? Should I alert the Mods?"

The answer, my friends, is "NO."

But you have to admit...the Twin Towers have NOT BEEN HIT AGAIN since 9/11, and we OWE that to Prezznit Butch...our bullhorn-equipped PROTECTOR.

He's SWEATY, he's MACHO, he PROTECTS you (he KILLED Osama with TYPHOID, you UNGRATEFUL bitch), and is it too much to expect a little GRATITUDE around here?

The ANSWER, my friends, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

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