You'll NEVER guess what the latest RW Obama outrage du jour is... [View All]

[Bicoastal]

OK, Remember how Obama went to a burger joint the other day?

That's where the Unforgivable Act happened:

Obama ordered a Burger--With mustard on it! Not ketchup--MUSTARD.

Bad enough, isn't it? Well it gets worse. Videotape exists of Obama specifically asking for a "spicy mustard" or maybe a "Dijon mustard." Dijon? What is this, PARIS? Isn't good ol' Heinz ketchup good enough for our oh-so-metrosexual, mincing elitist snob of a President?

You think I'm kidding about this, don't you? Check out Sean Hannity's report on this--Hannity Attacks Obama For Putting Mustard On His Burger

Check out the TWO reports that made it onto Freeperville--MSNBC Hides Obama's Dijon Mustard

Hell, check out the comments that made it onto the YouTube video: "He cannot even order a burger....how is he making decisions?? WTF OBAMA?"

What are we going to do? They've clearly found a criticism of our President that resonates with the public! They're gonna start calling him "Colonel Mustard!" How's he gonna live this down?!

(PS: From a review of Ray's Hell Burger: "...a number of toppings--mushrooms, peppers--are free. A guy can spend upwards of $17.50 on the signature attraction, but choices such as "The Burger of Seville," which packs in foie gras, bordelaise sauce and (chef, you must be joking!) white truffle oil, have nothing on the simpler models.")