Reply #6: There is an option in Illinois [View All]

[one-eyed fat man]

Get elected to the Chicago Board of Alderman. Like New York, those pigs who feed higher up the trough and are more equal than others have no problem getting a permit.

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/51003.htm

Hell, Deputy Inspector Benjamin Petrofsky, the head of the NYPD License Division, arranged for Steven Tyler and Joe Perry to obtain concealed carry pistol licenses in return for alleged VIP treatment at an Aerosmith concert, including free tickets to the show, backstage access and a limo ride to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Famers' post-concert party.

I don't believe the resident harridan from New York can sing that well!