Reply #7: Believe it or not, I kinda look forward to salesmen and religious freaks these days [View All]

[Major Nikon]

There's a city ordinance that makes it a crime to knock on someone's door if they have a no soliciting sign. It even applies to the religious nuts. This deters most of them, but occassionally some of the cockroaches slip through the cracks.

After they ring the bell I hand them a copy of the ordinance and tell them the cops are on the way. Then I sit back and watch them run. I figure it's only fair to give them a sporting head start.