Reply #35: One day a school bus driver was scheduled to substitute drive the Special Bus [View All]

[yellowdogintexas]

Now the special bus, in order to make the kids feel a little more important had been painted up with Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch and Kermit The Frog.

His first stop was to pick up Patricia who was quite fat, who boarded the bus with another kid named Patricia, also quite overweight. They proceeded to sit down together in the bus.

The second stop was to pick up Ross who was really a Special Needs kid, smart but apparantly not a good learner. Ross goes to back of bus.

Third stop: Larry. Larry is a card shark. Larry gets on the bus and sits down across from Ross.

larry starts a card game with Ross and the two Patricias. Pretty soon all hell breaks loose, and the driver stops the bus to find out what is happening. The Patricias start whining: "Larry's Cheating, Larry's cheating" So the Bus driver makes Larry sit alone, Ross sits behind him and the two Patricas go back to where they were.

Ross, being the bored kid that he is, hauls out a pocket knife and starts shaving away at this bunion on his foot which totally grosses out the other kids and all hell breaks loose again, which unnerves the driver so much he runs a stop sign.


And of course a patrolman was right there, and he pulls over the bus and asks the Driver "How on earth could you run a stop sign when you are driving a School Bus with children on board?"

To which the driver, now in tears replied:
















Well, you would run the stop sign too if you were driving..................Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Larry's Cheating/picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus.

God I love these things.