So, what threads on DU have had the least views? [View All]

[muriel_volestrangler]

I'm not trying to pick on anyone (goodness knows, some of my threads drop like a stone), but has anyone seen what a really unpopular thread is titled like?

Excluded from the following are threads still on the first page of a forum, that still stand a decent chance of getting noticed.

I think we need to know:

Least popular thread in the 20 pages for the 'big forums' (Lounge, GD, LBN, GD:P, Editorials)
Any thread in the 'specialist' forums and groups that has only had 1 view (the original poster)
Any thread with a post to view ratio of 1 to 2 or closer
Special prize for any thread in the 'big forums' with only 1 view

At least this will tell us how not to title a thread. :evilgrin: