Reply #55: Two seven year olds are lying on gurnies... [View All]

[av8rdave]

in the surgery waiting area. One of the kids asks the other, "what are you here for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out," the other replied. "And I'm scared to death. I've never been through anything like this before."

The first child says, "Hey, don't worry about it. I had that done last year. They knock you out, you don't feel a thing, and when you wake up you can have all the jello and ice cream you want. It's really a good deal."

"Thanks," says the other child. "I feel a lot better. What are you here for?"

"I'm here for a circumcision," says the first kid.

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"