Reply #30: My parents were there. They were okay with it. [View All]

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

The funny thing is my mom is also in the martial arts and she's a total wimp. She hasn't sparred since I accidentally popped her five years ago. She should be a black belt, but she keeps pussying out on her black belt testing.

There's a couple other dojos around that I want to try out, but they're all about an hours drive and pretty expensive. My dojo is local and free (since I'm a black belt).

It's gross, but yeah, the eyes are the best thing to go for in self-defense. We teach to go for the eyes, throat, and then groin, if attacked. It's gross, but if my life was in danger, I'd take out someone's eyes or rip off their ears. If they're trying to kill me, then why should I feel bad about it? The orange thing is interesting. I'll have to ask my instructor if he's heard that one before. Personally, I'd imagine it'd be easier to pluck out someone's eyes than push my thumbs through an orange.