Reply #18: Ooh. Another one... [View All]

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Mitch: <mumbling in his sleep about getting thrown in a locker>

Chris: <wakes him up> You should go get some sleep, it's not like we're driving or anything.

<Lazlo walks in, holding a big box of envelopes>

Chris: Hi, Lazlo

Lazlo: <stops, confused>

Chris: Lazlo?

Lazlo: <still confused> Oh. That's me!

Lazlo: I heard you were studying for Hathaway's test so I dug through the computer and found every question Hathaway's ever asked on every final he's ever given.

Chris: <perks up> I didn't get you anything! <points at box> Are those they?

Lazlo: No, these are entries for the Frito-Lay sweepstakes, no purchase necessary, enter as often as you like, so I am. This batch makes <some ridiculous number>. I figure I should win 32.4% of the prizes, including the car.

Chris: Kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?

Lazlo: Yes, well, I've come to realize that I have certain materialistic needs, and they made up the rules...

Chris: <pauses> So, where are the questions?

Lazlo: Oh, I memorized them.

Chris: Well, sure. <boggles>

Mitch: <sighs heavily> I've got to get some sleep.

Lazlo: Did you want to borrow my pajamas?

Mitch: Noooo. But thanks. <walks out>

Lazlo: <to Chris> Hey, he's a smart kid. He's gonna grow six inches within the next year.

and.... scene.