Reply #11: how did it end? I'm pretty sure George W. Bush himself [View All]

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had to fly the fighter plane into the narrow canyon in Afghanistan where Bin Laden's Secret Fortress was, and just as he's closing in on the cave entrance where the new Al Qaeda Death Ray is being assembled, he hears Jesus' voice telling him to turn off the targeting computer and use his powerful Christian faith to aim the missiles, and then he fires them and kills all the terrorists and does a barrel roll while shouting "yeeee haw!" and then he flies back to the aircraft carrier and gets a hero's welcome for saving all of mankind.

Admittedly, I didn't actually watch it though, so I'm not sure.