Reply #11: Woulda made a crappier movie, but a GodSend to the US economy [View All]

[Richard Steele]

O'Reilley couldn't act his way out of a shower scene
if Katherine Hepburn herself led him by the loofah.

But 100 million American theater-goers throwing stuff at the screen
would mean some MAJOR sales increases for NestleCorp,
and SERIOUSLY increased demand for entry-level broom operators
and spittle-removal technicians.

In the BushCabal™ economy, the hiring-spike would have been
front page news!

But seriously, I think the actual bigscreen JJJ was an act of casting
genius, just like picking Tobey Maguire to play PP.

That's why that was a great movie. We all knew the story by heart,
so they wisely left the story intact and spent great effort in
finding JUUUUST the right actors to tell it.

Compare that to the rancidly horrid 'Hulk' confusion-fest.
The last time I saw a BOMB that size, it was being loaded
into a B29 named 'Enola Gay'.

Good actors, my favorite CGI scene of all time,
but they messed with the story;
they turned free GOLD into 80 million-dollar SHIT
right before our eyes.

Whoever was responsible for that Hulk debacle...
if their IQ ever hits 70, they should SELL!