Reply #4: Here's an Irwin joke, and its a good one. [View All]

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Steve walks into a bar with a huge crocodile and bets that he will put his genitals in the crocs mouth, let the croc close its mouth, and leave them there for 30 seconds, in exchange for everyone in the bar buying him drinks.

They take him up on it, so he whips out his genitals, lowers them into the crocs mouth, and waits; after 30 seconds, wham, he whacks the croc in the head with a bottle and the croc lets his privates go, unscathed.

Steve issues a second challenge: "I'll give $100 to anyone else who wants to give it a try." There is silence. Finally, a timid voice from a blonde at the back of the room says "I'll do it, but only if you don't hit me on the head with that bottle."