Reply #20: "So I woke up this morning with a mullet... [View All]

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

I said 'no baby, it can't be true.
Where, oh where, did you grow from?
Don't tell me you can't go back there no more.
I hate to break it to you, baby
but you're leadin' my hair astray.
I hate to break it to you, baby
but I've got to cut you off today.'

So I went on into the bathroom
said, 'baby, I've gotta do this.
I've got to cut you off today."

And I took those scissors to you
and I cut you all away.
I looked in that mirror and I said,
'I hate to break to you baby
but I cut you all away.
I hate to break it to you baby
but I ain't gonna be missin' you today.'"

(insert random harmonica interludes wherever it seems appropriate)