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Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 03:06 AM by u4ic
G_u_m_p_y!!
Her eyes are mists of delight; her heart is about to pound right out of her ample bosom; her breath, heavy with anticipation - she darts towards him; her lust is maddening...
He is within sight. She is running faster, harder, than any human being has ever run in one of these damn velvet gowns...make sure to wear capris and runners next time...
and...
then...
"Oooooh". "I've...fallen and..I... can't get up!"
For her love, for her one true love, she makes an effort.
Well - if you first don't succeed, try, try again!
She pushes herself up; she feels a faint hint of breath around her ever so elegant toes.
She breaks into a smile, and lays down, snuggling into the plush lawn. "Forrest, hunny, why you're tickling my feet...." giggles.
She basks, she enjoys...
She turns to give him a seductive eye and notices....SNAKES!!!
Not Gumpy, but....SNAKES!!! THEY'RE NOT ON THE FUCKING PLANE!!!
"Gumpy, save me, G.U.M.P.Y...."
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