Reply #68: Well! You go shopping with Lindsey Lohan, but she is very rude [View All]

[LaraMN]

to the service staff, and you become so embarrassed that you hide in a mall bathroom. While in the loo, you encounter Rick Santorum, and sucker punch him, when he tries to hit on you. You flee the mall, and steal a Chevy Nova. The police are in pursuit of you, until you begin to fly the car, and escape over the Canadian border, where you are welcomed and take a job as a bouncer outside a particularly rough grocery store. You meet a lovely woman, and buy an apartment complex, where you rent units to Duers fleeing the U.S. after Bush declares himself dictator.