Reply #43: Your teeth keep falling out, and you keep pushing them back in. [View All]

[LaraMN]

You are at work, and no one will talk to you, but they keep making what appear to be gang signs at you. You build a fallout shelter, and move your work station into there. There is a nuclear holocaust, and only you survive, along with Sheryl Crow and John Ratzenberger. You must repopulate the earth, but Sheryl isn't willing, and John has the wrong plumbing. You drive to France, and there are lots of mules there, so you build a ranch and settle down. Sometimes the mules speak to you, and their voices are the word of God. They tell you that your butt looks fat in your pants.