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LaraMN

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:58 AM
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40. You'll be locking lips with some hunky, musky smelling man,

when a rickshaw gone awry crashes into you. When you open your eyes, the Burger King will be standing over you, and you'll realize you were making out with HIM. You'll look down and realize you're pregnant, and then remember that it's the BK's. You will be horribly repulsed, but agree to go shopping for maternity clothes with him. You will suddenly feel as though you are about to give birth, but when you attempt to push, only air will emerge, and you will realize you were just REALLY bloated, not pregnant. THe BK will desert you, and you will become a world-class supermodel, in Milan.

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