Well, I'm apparently not very good at this guy thing [View All]

[flvegan]

at least not compared to some of the other fellas I know.

I don't watch sports, nor care about the outcome most of the time. If I am watching hockey, I change the channel if there's a fight. I don't hunt nor fish, and I find NASCAR and monster truch rallies to be massive wastes of fossil fuel.

I don't care for porn, of any kind, really. I don't scratch nor belch with any pride.

I don't own any leather shoes. I rinse and lather, but I do NOT repeat. I use conditioner. My soaps are exotic and smell of patchouli and lavender. They come from far away places.

When I go to the gym, I don't stare at the spandex Bambi no matter how she bounces on the treadmill. I also don't grunt and groan through every set.

I don't eat meat, and I don't even own a bbq-thing-device. I own only the very basic power tools (drill, circular saw, etc).

I copycat threads posted by girls saying that they aren't good at being girls.

What is a boy to do? :shrug: