>> Fw: Because you are my friend .... >> >> >> >> True Friendship >> >> >> >> Are you tired of those sissy friendship" poems that always sound >> good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of >> promises that actually speak of true friendship: >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge >> against the sorry bastard who made you sad. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking >> you. >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. >> >> >> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance >> I get. >> >> >> >> >> >> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about >> how much worse it could be until you quit whining. >> >> >> >> >> >> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. >> >> >> >> >> >> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are >> well again. I don't want whatever you have. >> >> >> >> >> >> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh . >> >> >> 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may >> ask; "because you are my friend". >> >> >> >> >> >> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because >> you can only think of 4. >> >> >> >> >> >> Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good >> friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to >> bring a shovel.
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