Reply #27: I try to correct you, although you know a good portion german! [View All]

[Dirk39]

Saugen sie meine schwanz - Suck my dick
Not a swear word, an invitation to someone you like. But if you say somehting like this to someone, he or she is not a "Sie" anymore, it's a "Du". Otherwise it would be like "Sir" or "Madam"...

Ficken dich - Fuck you
Fick Dich selbst.


Ficken mich - Fuck me
Fick mich: again, this is a nice request, not a swear word.

Hure - Whore
Miststuck - Bitch
O.K. somehow, but whores call themselves Huren, while bitch is a swearword, even for whores.

Verpiss dich - Fuck off
See my later post, this one really makes a difference: Verpiss Dich is word for word: piss off, not fuck off

Leck mich am schwarz arsch - Kiss my black ass
It's simply "lick my ass": Leck mich am Arsch, I never heard black=schwarz involved, and I did hear a lot! Licking is not kissing, it's licking

Verdammt idiot - George W. Bush
100% correct, but sometimes we simply say "Schröder"

It feels so good to teach you german, suffering so much that my english still isn't as good as I wanted it to be, even after decades:-)

Du Wichser!
Dirk