Reply #48: So this guy walks into a promoter's office and says... [View All]

[rbnyc]

..."I have this great new act for you. It's a family act. First the husband and wife come out on stage and rip off each other's clothes. Then she gets on her knees and he pisses into her mouth. Then their 5 year old son comes out with a box of long matches and starts lighting his father's farts. Then the mother climbs a ladder, and Grandpa comes out, also naked. The mother takes a dump from the top of the ladder and grandpa catches it in his mouth and then spits it onto the head of the son, who balances it on his head while continuing to light his father's farts of fire. Mom continues to shit off the ladder, and grandpa continues to transport the shit onto the son's head with his mouth until the pile gets too tall and topples over onto the stage. Then the little 3-year-old daughter comes out and starts to smear it around. Then they all roll around in the shit on the stage and all start masturbating. After everyone cums, they clean themselves off with a giant American flag, which they then light on fire. Then they give the audience the middle finger and exit, stage right."

The promoter is just sitting there with his jaw on the floor. He can't believe what he's heard. But he can't help but as,"What's this act called?'

The guy answers, "The Aristocrats!"

OK, if we're not locked after THIS, I just don't know...

EDIT: typo, and I'm sorry.