Reply #24: Hmmm, which one had the most cockroaches? [View All]

[LiberalEsto]

The one where we killed them with a hammer while we talked on the phone, or the one where they had nightly beach parties in the kitchen sink?

Or would it be the lower-level apartment where rainwater seeped into the heating vents and made horrible sploosh-sploosh noises for days, while we shivered from lack of heat?

Or the vile converted chicken coop on a chicken farm, particularly after a flash flood killed many of the chickens and they were rotting in big piles in the July sun, under my very nose?
Not to mention the kitchen faucet that flew up on a jet of gushing water one day, which the farmer/landlord/asshole refused to fix. He claimed I was responsible for maintenance.
When the stench of heaps of rotting chickens became too much to endure, I called the health department, which promptly condemed the place and ordered him to let me live there rent-free till I found another place. They forced the cheapskate to hire a truck to cart off the dead chickens.