Update on my stupid shit-head of a cat: [View All]

[Orrex]

Since I last vented about him two days ago, he has twice pissed on the carpet and once on my son's blanket--on the bed.

The only reason that I haven't killed the damn cat already is that my axe is in the shed and it's under a ton of stuff out there.


He's a spiteful little asshole who wore out his welcome a little over five and a half years ago. We've made every effort to accommodate the bastard and make him happy, and every effort is met by a deluge of piss with a smattering of shit.


If there are five people who believe that there's no such thing as a "bad" cat, let them step forth: I will mail a piece of him to each of you.


:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: