You know...I don't get it...seriously, I don't. [View All]

[LeftyFingerPop]

I went to the gas station convenience store today to get some iced tea and a carton of smokes. The cashier was a young lady, probably 23 or so. She was talking to her boyfriend, who was standing on the other side of the counter where a customer would. Directly to the left of him is the door that you have to exit the store out of.

So the young woman says can I help you sir. I asked for the cigs and had to bend around her boyfriend to set my tea on the counter. He's standing right in front of the counter so a customer could not do business. So I'm thinking OK, this asshole is not going to move, no big deal.

I had to reach around the fucker to sign my credit card receipt.

Now, it comes time to leave and I can't get past him to get out the door. So I say excuse me please. He doesn't budge an inch. The woman behind the counter giggles and goes Mike, get out of the way! as I'm trying to squeeze past the fucker. The idiot kind of smiles a little but still doesn't move as I'm trying to suck everything in to slide behind him and out of the store.

My arms were raised high because I was trying to squeeze past this asshole, so I took the cigarette carton and smashed the corner of the box right into his fucking earhole.

He grabs his ear and gets the hell out of my way.

I have almost 30 years on this kid.

I really don't understand what is happening out there in the world with this rudeness.