Watched the South Park "Biggest Douche In The Universe" episode last night. Who would you vote for? [View All]

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So say there actually were a "biggest douche in the universe" contest. The prerequisites would be something like this:

- Has to be a famous person (cannot nominate your next door neighbor who likes to blare death metal music while sodomizing small animals)
- Must be currently in the public spotlight (cannot nominate a celebrity whose 15 minutes have long past expired)
- Has to have at least one published article about them (serial killers, for instance)
- Can be from pretty much any category - politicians, sports figures, celebrities, business tycoons, pundits, famous criminals, etc.
- Has to be alive (no nominating dead psychotic dictators like Mussolini or Pinochet, Osama is kind of questionable)

Who would you pick?

Me personally I'd nominate Rush Limbaugh. There's no way a radio DJ should have that much power and influence over how the government works.