My Blackberry beats the shit out of your iPhone [View All]

[Symarip]

Behold the most perfect phone to date:

The Blackberry Curve



It does everything your lame Apple piece of shit does and more. Unlike Steve Jobs' mp3 player that happens to make phone calls, the Curve is a work of functional art. It has a real keypad so you never have to worry about figuring out if your finger is over the 'y' or the 't' hotspot. It syncs up with all my email accounts effortlessly. The memory is removable and upgradeable and plays music, displays pictures and video perfectly. It also video records (good luck ever seeing that on an iPhone). You can find a shit ton of 3rd party programs and themes for free. The newest OS upgrade sports a full html browser with flash support and a boat ton of other functionalities you could only wish to see on the iPhone. The Curve is also available through more than one (really shitty) carrier.

It's not that I hate Apple. I have an Ipod and it works fine. I just can't see an upside to buying an iPhone. You can't even replace the battery. Re-read that last line. How many other cell phones can you think of where the battery isn't replaceable? Hell the iPhone didn't even have a cut and paste feature until 2 months ago. What a piece of shit?! And how about the fact you have to spend eternity dicking around with alt functions just to type a semi colon. Are you shitting me? I don't care how nice a display looks. If I can't get it to do what I need it to do what's the point of having it to begin with?

Sorry, Apple, you can peddle your shit to the other dummies out there. If I want another mp3 player, I might come knocking.