Reply #16: I wanted to get the mosquitoes off of my mom's Buick Skylark (what a cool car that was) so I [View All]

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sprayed it with Deep Woods Off. Everywhere I sprayed the paint came away and the metal rusted underneath. You could even trace out all the loop-de-loops I had made while spraying.

Now my baby bro witnessed all this, and I was scared to death he would tell my folks what I had done after I lied and said I tried washing the car for them . . . with an SOS pad. I spent years cowering every time a car commercial came on, convinced that lil bro would suddenly remember what I had down and spill the beans.