Behold the Evil that is the marketting Department of Sanrio [View All]

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Sanrio. Makers of Hello Kitty. Was there ever a more evil force on the planet. Look at the cuteness. How can anyone resist this evil force? Know the terror that is the Sanrio Marketting Department. Hello Kitty will one day be sold on Mars.

Everything will one day be converted to Hello Kitty. We will go to work in our Hello Kitty cars. We will work in Hello Kitty offices. We will call others on our Hello Kitty phones. And we will return home to eat our Hello Kitty meals prepared in our Hello Kitty stoves. And when the night descends we will use our Hello Kitty sex toys to pass the time away till our Hello Kitty alarm clocks wake us.

Fear the Kitty.