Road Trip: Day 2 [View All]

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Yesterday Buffy, KitchenWitch, Robeson, JVS, and Faux pas embarked on their road trip in a pink 1968 VW bus from Spokane, WA to Washington DC to go talk to Resident Bush.

The first part of the trip was a bit tense, with much bickering over the paint color of the van, but after Oeditpus was picked up hitchhiking along the side of the freeway outside Couer D'Alene, the trip began to improve. Once the discovery was made of 35 pounds of sticky bud inside the spare tire, JVS got incredibly baked and settled down in the front passenger seat, while Robeson, Buffy, and Kitchen Witch started a three-way snog-fest on the back seat.

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(And if you'd like to join our merry crew, just pull the van over and get on board!)

The clear weather of day one of the trip was just a memory. Halfway across Idaho, the rain started in earnest. The van was like a submarine, plumbing the depths of what seemed an ocean of water outside. Our merry crew had a hearty breakfast of slim jims and cheetos, but by lunch the group consesus was that a hot meal was needed. JVS was feeling the after-affects from Oeditpus' bottle of ether, and Robeson's food poisoning had entirely cleared up, leaving him with the appetite of a young polar bear.

In a small town in rural Idaho, the crew found a diner that looked like the set from a wanna-be-David Lynch student film. The waitress had the largest teeth of any woman Buffy had ever seen, and the whole place smelled strongly of goats. Once our merry crew was settled snugly into a booth:

(you decide what comes next!)