Katie Holmes says she's 3 months pregnant, and I'm no expert, BUT... [View All]

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TomKitten: Apocalypse Now

http://www.gawker.com/news/life-style/tomkitten-apocalypse-now-130575.php

No! No! We refuse to believe this, and we wouldn’t put it past anyone at Life & Style to get all crazy with the Photoshop. Hell, you can buy fake pregnancy bellies at any good costume shop. This is simply NOT REAL. What you are seeing is a fabrication, a satanic mirage, and we’re only trying to warn you. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE LIFE & STYLE.



It's coming for us. Soon it shall burst forth and swallow us whole.
by girlgraceless on 10/12/05 02:15 PM

Here is what we call hard-hitting, investigative reporting: I am 5 months pregnant and my bellybutton hasn't yet turned inside-out like Katie Holmes's has. That means she is more pregnant than I am. That means she's been carrying L. Ron's spawn since, like, at least April.
by angelina on 10/12/05 02:55 PM

That is so completely Photoshopped...unless the baby spawn is already emmitting an evil aura so strong it erases all of the clothing wrinkles in the 2-inch radius around the belly button. And speaking of, that belly button is making turkey thermometers jealous.
by Steverino on 10/12/05 03:17 PM

she looks at least six months preggers in this photo. Perhaps she's gotten a navel extension.
by higgins on 10/12/05 03:30 PM