Reply #3: Three doctors are comparing their accomplishments over a round of golf... [View All]

[dean_dem]

First doctor brags, "I had a guy whose legs were smashed in an accident. I fixed him up, and now he's an olympic sprinter."
Second doctor says, "Well, I had a guy who's arms were severed in an accident. I reattached them, and he went on to be an olympic bodybuilder."
Third doctor says, "Okay, well I had some boozer come in who was riding his horse on the train tracks when a train hit him. All I had left to work with was a cowboy hat and a horse's ass, and that man went on to be President of the United States!"