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Wed Jun-22-05 10:28 AM
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And why are the guys in tuxes for a 3 pm wedding, anyway?!

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What the fucking fuck?!

Bad enough you make your "friends" buy ugly fucking dresses they'll never be able to wear again, and bad enough you're making your "friends" rent fucking buttugly tuxes, bad enough you put the gift registry in your invitations, bad enough you had the reception at a place that served sandwiches on plastic plates and served drinks (even "cocktails") in plastic cups and made your guests pay for milk and soda and it wasn't a fucking picnic,

BUT YOU'RE WEARING TUXES FOR A 3 PM WEDDING?!?!?!?!

Sorry, Charlie. Tuxes in early afternoon don't work; and tuxes for a wedding that ends with a reception in which everything is served on plastic, uses plastic utensils, and puts drinks that the guests have to pay for in plastic cups - that kind of wedding doesn't need tuxes.

Let's be consistent.

Oh, and let's be tactful, too, please.

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