Reply #3: Sufferer since 1973 [View All]

[Mojambo]

There has not been a single important day of my life that hasn't had a significant screwup or disaster.

My first day of high school my brand new pants split (quite visibly) in the crotch.

My first day of college my car broke down in rush hour traffic and I missed all my classes.

My first day of a brand new job, in a brand new city (Phoenix) my car broke down in a lightly populated suburb. I was on the way to work and about 10 miles from home and 8 miles from my workplace my car sputtered to a stop in the MIDDLE of an intersection. I had to traverse 8 miles in 100 degree heat by walking/hitching. I was 3.5 hours late on my first day.

On my first date, which happened to be a double date, my date ended up going home with the other guy.

I won't bore you with the full list.