Reply #49: The ever reluctant astronut, just Loves Abba... [View All]

[Hubert Flottz]

Way down younder in Crawford land sitting by a cottonwood tree,
there sat our little monkey assed chimp--and Lordy how he loved his gin.
Everynight in the pale moonlight he drank four pints you see,
these stern words the First Lady said to he...


"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said old pickles to the chimp.
"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the chimpee back to his boss.
All night long they were happy and gay.
All day long they bushitted away,
a-grinnin' and a-spinnin in a honky, tonky way.


"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
she said chimp, "You're dumber than sh*t."
Abba dabba dabba in primate talk
means "Chimp let go-a my t*ts."
Then Karen baboon, one night in June,
came to square chimpy's sh*t away,
She kicked long and fast, on his chimpy little @$$,
an the chimp sang a different tune.

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