Reply #4: We called any non-pilot officers NFO's... [View All]

[Tyler Durden]

...It was supposed to mean "Non-Flight Officer" but we said it meant "No Future Outside."

From a sailor who worked for a living and knew both his married parents (the PROPER response to being called "sir" by some brainless e-1: "HEY SAILOR. DON'T YOU KNOW ANOTHER ENLISTED MAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE??? I WORK FOR A LIVING, AND I KNEW BOTH OF MY MARRIED PARENTS SO NO WAY I'M AN OFFICER. )