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[Warren DeMontague]

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

Yeah. You left out Howard Hunt, Gordon Liddy, Charles Colson, Ollie North, John Poindexter, Ken Lay, James Bath, to name a few.


2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

(italics added) And that's what's really chafing your shorts, isn't it? Sorry, but that's your fuckin' problem, bub. Maybe you should have gotten out more.


3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job are OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

Well, now we have a president who has taught us that pre-emptive warfare on the basis of lies is OK, and Weapons of Mass Destruction that don't exist are still a perfectly rational excuse to kill thousands of innocent people, and that starting a totally unprovoked war qualifies, in uncompromising Orwellian fashion, as, quote, "expanding the peace". But no one splooged on a blue dress, so that's all okay.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

Clinton Demonstrated it? Bush is living it. Oh, except it's a real war.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

Or, thanks to Dubya for making Ulysses S. Grant look competent, George HW Bush look peaceable, Dwight Eisenhower look engaged, Dan Quayle look intelligent, and, um, Richard Nixon look honest.